Hurricanes: Wimpier than the ...?

In the Press today:

Masoe then turned and allegedly punched [the victim] in the jaw.

"He just hit me in the side of the jaw. I was real shocked. I thought `what the hell'. It just came out of nowhere," the man said.

"...Then Umaga hit him a couple of times with the handbag as if to say `you idiot'. Masoe started crying. It was crazy."

I've been googling for incidents where Margaret Thatcher laid waste with a handbag. Not once can I find anything like the recipient bursting into tears as a result.