And I thought New Zealand was rugby-mad...

The Fijian Army is delaying their semi-coup (Which would make it Coup 3.5 so to speak) in order to play a game of rugby against the Police. To extend Marx's series, the first time* is tragedy, the second time is farce and the third time surrealism.

*If you are wondering about the discrepancy in the numbering, Rabuka lauched two coups during the "first time".