Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Pointless Research

This just in. The Herald reports that "P's link to violence confirmed". In other breaking news, the Pope was found to be Catholic and Bears have been observed defecating in the woods.

Considering the horrific crimes of Antoine Dixon (who whacked two women with a katana), Ese Faleali'i (an armed robber who shot people even though they were co-operating with him), William Bell (another armed robber who killed three people and left another critically injured) and Steven Williams (who killed his step-daughter), all of which were committed under the influence of P, what sane person could possibly deny that P caused violence?