I bring bad news. We have a Government.

So it's official. Winston is Foreign Minister outside Cabinet and Peter Dunne is Revenue Minister. It can now safely be said that the three losers of this election are:

3rd place: The Greens. For being on the winning side yet not winning a cabinet post.

2nd place: National. For not making it onto the Treasury benches.

1st place: Labour. For having to shackle itself to two turkeys in order to form a government.